Hello, my friends. My name is Mike.
I never hike or ride a bike.
You see, the only thing I like
is playing lots of Minecraft.
I never run, or climb a tree,
or sail across the sea.
Why, I don't even watch TV.
I just play lots of Minecraft.
I don't play sports of any sorts,
on basketball or tennis courts,
in training shoes and running shorts.
I'm only good at Minecraft.
You'll never see me pet the cat,
or shop online to buy a hat,
or instant message, text or chat.
I'm busy playing Minecraft.